Thursday, May 15, 2014


I haven't posted for over a month. Being a grownup and keeping up with everything is hard. Do the dishes! Prep for the committee meeting! Eat healthy! Post on your blog! Send your mother a birthday present! Go to the dry cleaner! I don't know how I'm supposed to accomplish all of this generally, much less during the NHL playoffs. Seriously, every day is either a game day or a recovering-from-game day. My liver is complaining, I don't sleep enough, I gained back the two pounds that I'd lost as the opening foray of my Horrible Winter Is Over campaign, and my productivity is falling. Falling? Fallen? Anyway.

And this was only round 2 of 4. Do we really need two and a half solid months to get to the Cup? YOUR PLAYOFF FORMAT IS KILLING ME, HOCKEY.*

*Obviously this is also a humblebrag about how HARD it is when your hockey team is so GOOD they are still in it after round two...