I get this text message from my mother: "Question: do you have a problem with your mother drinking at 10:30 in the morning?"
(Answer: "Aren't you about to get on a plane/sort of on vacation? In either or both of those scenarios, it is permissible to begin drinking as early in the day as you like, or indeed, as early as possible.")
Meanwhile, my brother is taking credit for the arrest of Ratko Mladic:
On May 26, 2011, at 10:31 AM, Laura Merwin wrote:
i assume this is a result of your penetrating questions to state department officials the other day
On May 26, 2011, at 1:00 PM, Jack Merwin wrote:
i attribute 100% of this to my visit to the Ministry of Defense yesterday.
My dad is drinking diet coke and has not yet today claimed responsibility for any world events.